{"title":"Count Vulva","description":"\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHello! I'm Count Vulva, the blood-sucking tampon vampire. Cool, huh?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eYou know what's crazy? More than half the world's population goes through this rollercoaster of bodily sensations every month, and nobody ever talks about it. And hey, get this, I'd never say no to a little trip to the amusement park, but a rollercoaster lasting several consecutive days when you haven't bought tickets? No thanks. But apparently, we have no choice but to stay on the ride until menopause, and that's where I come in. I spent a thousand years isolated in a tower, far from everything, too embarrassed by what I was experiencing. But not anymore. Today, my mission is to bring comfort to everyone going through menstrual pain, to make this time a little less uncomfortable for all those queens who hustle while living this bloody reality since their early teens. How about a nice hot bath and some cuddles?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eCount Vulva is handmade in Montreal. Each Count Vulva is unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"bas-count-vulva","title":"Count Vulva Socks","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003eHello! It's us, your favorite socks. We heard you needed a hug… So we're here! We'll give your feet a tight squeeze and support you through all the ups and downs (pun intended) of your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e One size fits all\u003cbr\u003e Composition: 68% Cotton, 12% Polyester, 5% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pony","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42118516342846,"sku":"PNY-SOCK-CNTV-PNK","price":25.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0588\/6653\/2414\/files\/Pony_ECommerce_Bas_CuntVulva_01.webp?v=1759862464"},{"product_id":"count-vulva","title":"Count Vulva - Large","description":"\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHello! I'm Count Vulva, the blood-sucking tampon vampire. Cool, huh?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know what's crazy? More than half the world's population goes through this rollercoaster of bodily sensations every month, and nobody ever talks about it. And hey, get this, I'd never say no to a little trip to the amusement park, but a rollercoaster lasting several consecutive days when you haven't bought tickets? No thanks. But apparently, we have no choice but to stay on the ride until menopause, and that's where I come in. I spent a thousand years isolated in a tower, far from everything, too embarrassed by what I was experiencing. But not anymore. Today, my mission is to bring comfort to everyone going through menstrual pain, to make this time a little less uncomfortable for all those queens who hustle while living this bloody reality since tender adolescence. How about a nice hot bath and some cuddles?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCount Vulva is handmade in Montreal. Each Count Vulva is unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eCare instructions: Wash in cold water, delicate cycle and avoid tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pony","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42132441661502,"sku":"PNY-TTOU-CNTV-PNK","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0588\/6653\/2414\/files\/count_1.jpg?v=1771537408"},{"product_id":"count-vulva-petit","title":"Count Vulva - Small","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHello! I'm Count Vulva, the blood-sucking tampon vampire. Cool, huh?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know what's crazy? More than half the world's population goes through this rollercoaster of bodily sensations every month, and nobody ever talks about it. And hey, get this, I'd never say no to a little trip to the amusement park, but a rollercoaster lasting several consecutive days when you haven't bought tickets? No thanks. But apparently, we have no choice but to stay on the ride until menopause, and that's where I come in. I spent a thousand years isolated in a tower, far from everything, too embarrassed by what I was experiencing. But not anymore. Today, my mission is to bring comfort to everyone going through menstrual pain, to make this time a little less uncomfortable for all those queens who hustle while living this bloody reality since tender adolescence. How about a nice hot bath and some cuddles?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCount Vulva is handmade in Montreal. Each Count Vulva is unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eCare instructions: Wash in cold water, delicate cycle and avoid tumble drying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pony","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42245992611902,"sku":"PNY-TTOU-CNTV-PNK-S","price":50.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0588\/6653\/2414\/files\/count_42b439f7-5d94-4176-8958-738c5b8da604.jpg?v=1772725382"},{"product_id":"porte-cle-count-vulva","title":"Count Vulva Keychain","description":"\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHello! I'm Count Vulva, the blood-sucking tampon vampire. Cool, huh?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know what's crazy? More than half the world's population goes through this rollercoaster of bodily sensations every month, and nobody ever talks about it. And hey, get this, I'd never say no to a little trip to the amusement park, but a rollercoaster lasting several consecutive days when you haven't bought tickets? No thanks. But apparently, we have no choice but to stay on the ride until menopause, and that's where I come in. I spent a thousand years isolated in a tower, far from everything, too embarrassed by what I was experiencing. But not anymore. Today, my mission is to bring comfort to everyone going through menstrual pain, to make this time a little less uncomfortable for all those queens who hustle while living this bloody reality since tender adolescence. How about a nice hot bath and some cuddles?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDimensions (\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eplushie\u003c\/span\u003e): 12cm x 8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCare instructions: Wash in cold water, delicate cycle and avoid tumble drying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pony","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42246004015166,"sku":"PNY-KEYC-CNTV-PNK","price":32.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0588\/6653\/2414\/files\/kcsponjibackcopy.jpg?v=1766291598"},{"product_id":"pince-miss-delulu-copie","title":"Count Vulva hair clip","description":"\u003cp data-rte-preserve-empty=\"true\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eA hair clip in the likeness of Count Vulva, \u003cspan\u003ea vampire tampon whose mission is to accompany you during your period.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pony","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42318811299902,"sku":"PNY-CLIP-CNTV-PNK","price":16.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0588\/6653\/2414\/files\/count_cheveux.png?v=1766336678"}],"url":"https:\/\/ponymtl.com\/en\/collections\/count-vulva.oembed","provider":"Pony","version":"1.0","type":"link"}