Count Vulva Keychain

Hello! I'm Count Vulva, the blood-sucking tampon vampire. Cool, huh?

You know what's crazy? More than half the world's population goes through this rollercoaster of bodily sensations every month, and nobody ever talks about it. And hey, get this, I'd never say no to a little trip to the amusement park, but a rollercoaster lasting several consecutive days when you haven't bought tickets? No thanks. But apparently, we have no choice but to stay on the ride until menopause, and that's where I come in. I spent a thousand years isolated in a tower, far from everything, too embarrassed by what I was experiencing. But not anymore. Today, my mission is to bring comfort to everyone going through menstrual pain, to make this time a little less uncomfortable for all those queens who hustle while living this bloody reality since tender adolescence. How about a nice hot bath and some cuddles?

Dimensions (plushie): 12cm x 8cm
Care instructions: Wash in cold water, delicate cycle and avoid tumble drying